Safe from Anglo-musician fascists
The U.S. immigration policy is doing exactly what it should be doing: keeping us safe from musicians. A few years ago, the man formerly known as Cat Stevens was denied entry into the U.S.. Now we are...
View ArticleTake it from Snee: Citizenship tests and ‘biased’ debates
I’ve worn many hats in my day: lover, fighter, bitch, mother, firefighter (stripper at a children’s birthday party), Corsican–this list could go on and on. But, the most important hat I’ve ever worn is...
View ArticleOnly Americans are killed with guns
After last week’s shooting spree at the American Civic Association, an immigrant education center, in Birmingham, New York, Sen. Charles Schumer has proposed a bill to posthumously award citizenship to...
View ArticleSavage: Loves America so much that he wants to leave
When it comes to being on the radio, it used to mean you were just ugly. Nowadays, it also helps to be a moron like Michael Savage. Savage, who is known to rally the simple and easily-led against any...
View ArticleYou Missed It: Muy triste edition
It’s Friday the 13th, you know what that means–it means tomorrow is Saturday the 14th! It is also the holiday season, and I know all of you are planning to get me something, please feel free to email...
View ArticleKidz Korner: Klassroom Edition
Hey, kidz! It’s been awhile since the court allowed us to run one of our Kidz Korner features, which is so very, very whack. But, we’re back, so it’s time for us to talk–no grown-ups allowed. If...
View ArticleLiberals are from Venus, conservatives from France
One of the biggest ongoing political debates in this country is that of immigrants, their legal status and whether they are responsible for crime. The side portrayed by Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer and her...
View ArticleEven on National Dog Day, Fox News keeps blowing dogwhistles
Don’t let the lamestream media fool you into letting terrierists enter our country. Build the chicken wire fence! Most of today’s National Dog Day media focuses on how much comfort and companionship...
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